The Sex

[martygreene]

Lily is horny.
Lily wants sex.
Lily wants good sex.
Lily is sad because she thinks her vibrator is broken.
Lily thinks this happened when it feel off her desk.
Lily tested her theory with a dying battery.
Lily's vibrator went "crrrrrrrr" instead of the velvety "purrrrr" that it usually says.
Lily is sad because of this, though she still has no good batteries.

Comments

then ummmm

[discord5.livejournal.com]

Go get some .... it shouldn't be too hard to locate ....

Re: then ummmm

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

Very true, it shouldn't be too hard but it is. Perhaps becuase I still have many tragedies to heal within myself in this regard, or perhaps it is because I'm still devestatingly love Patrick. Hell, maybe I'm afraid that I'll start sleeping around. I think it's a combination of the three. Well fuck...