The Sex

[martygreene]

Lily is horny.
Lily wants sex.
Lily wants good sex.
Lily is sad because she thinks her vibrator is broken.
Lily thinks this happened when it feel off her desk.
Lily tested her theory with a dying battery.
Lily's vibrator went "crrrrrrrr" instead of the velvety "purrrrr" that it usually says.
Lily is sad because of this, though she still has no good batteries.

Comments

then ummmm

[discord5.livejournal.com]

Go get some .... it shouldn't be too hard to locate ....

Re: then ummmm

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

Very true, it shouldn't be too hard but it is. Perhaps becuase I still have many tragedies to heal within myself in this regard, or perhaps it is because I'm still devestatingly love Patrick. Hell, maybe I'm afraid that I'll start sleeping around. I think it's a combination of the three. Well fuck...

I know this is in bad taste ...

[gothic-lion.livejournal.com]

But if you are interested ... perhaps we can help each other out ... you have my number, yes?

Re: I know this is in bad taste ...

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

Seeing as how you're speaking to the queen of TMI, I wouldn't say bad taste. I'd say actually kinda flattering. You'd mentioned before just getting together and consoling each other and whatnot. I kept meaning to respond to that, but never got around to it. I think we should do that, so far all I've done is couch surf, cry, and avoid dealing with any of this whole mess except via LJ, and a lot of those entries are filtered to Patrick exclusively, so yeah. I think I have your number somewhere on a cast sheet- you should have mine likewise. If not, almost all my contact info is easily found on here, and on the crackboard.

[llarian.livejournal.com]

Know the feeling. And no, its not your fault. =)

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

I like to double check. Be on the safe side, take responsibiliy for my actions, take the nessicary measures to right the wrongs and whatnot.

[llarian.livejournal.com]

Necessary measure to right wrongs eh? Was that an offer? :P

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

well, you know me. Or will. Or know someone who does. Or something.

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

as to your inquiry... what do you think?

[llarian.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Given that it didn't seem a serious offer, it wasn't a serious question.

Even if it were, the answer would be no as best I can tell.

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

perhaps... *best untelling expression she can muster*

[llarian.livejournal.com]

hehehehe

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

just remember, the best thing for feeling sad is, afterall, some