The Sex

[martygreene]

Lily is horny.
Lily wants sex.
Lily wants good sex.
Lily is sad because she thinks her vibrator is broken.
Lily thinks this happened when it feel off her desk.
Lily tested her theory with a dying battery.
Lily's vibrator went "crrrrrrrr" instead of the velvety "purrrrr" that it usually says.
Lily is sad because of this, though she still has no good batteries.

Comments

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

perhaps... *best untelling expression she can muster*

[llarian.livejournal.com]

hehehehe

[martygreene.livejournal.com]

just remember, the best thing for feeling sad is, afterall, some