NAKED TIME

one of two things could make this naked early early friday morning better.

1)I'm sure you all can guess this one... if not, read some of my recent entries and then think a little bit

2)batteries for my vibrator, silly me gave them away for someone to use in their cd player.

because they worry

my parents sent me this, I'm assuming to make me laugh. It's outdated, but cute. I'm fond of the second to last one myself...

The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. ( These were the 2001 winners... )